EGG: League of Legends

Hey guys, this is the one and only EpicGuyGames and now I know that I haven't kept with the blog and my deadlines, but I need you all to know that Summer, is my me season.

However, I will start something new. I've been playing a lot of league of legends lately. and I'm gonna start doing walkthroughs and stuff for it. however, I could use some help. if you want to help me, join at this link!   http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=51f6d9786d195409964240 

Thank you in advance! please Help me out!

My youtube channel

Hey guys im back and im telleing you that my youtube channel is up and running so check it out at http://www.youtube.com/user/nicolasdiscool

I'm back with some news!

Hello people of earth! Remam4 here and I'm here with some exiting news :), and a little sorry message :( Now you might have been noticing that most of us haven't been posting lately and were really sorry about that and our new recruit the yellow taffee seems to be even more lazy then Kikass91 Now thats an acheivement! So moving on here with some exiting news! I lately have been playing the amazing game Batman: Arkham City and the mediocre Star Trek game. So you can expect some reviews from me very soon.

Metro Last Light review

Review: Metro Last Light

First of all I want to tell you that I'm talking about the pc version of metro not Xbox or PS3. Okay. the reason why I'm saying this is because sometimes pc runs smoother and containes better graphics then Xbox or PS3. Also it's rated M for mature.

Story: The story takes place in the year 2034 in Russia. One year after its pre successor Metro 2033. You are playing as a person named Artyom. Your mission is to wipeout the last "dark one" the dark one is a powerful creature who lives on the surface. As he tries to get the dark one he is getting driven into insanity. He starts getting nightmares and also starts hallucinating things like dark figures who constantly stalk him and so on. He also gets visions of the past when people could actually stay on the surface without suffocating from radiation. The back story's of some of the other characters are interesting and engaging.

Visuals: Metro LL fits the post apocalyptic atmosphere perfectly. The claustrophobic metros. Constantly filling with pulsating organisms filled with these scary spider like mutants that you can only fend off with you dying away by every second flashlight. Or the perfectly designed surface showing what has happened during the 20 years before the earth walked into madness. I think that Metro LL fits the atmosphere THE BEST out of any post apocalyptic game. It's perfect and I'm not exaggerating one bit! The game comes with top notch object textures and additional textures (gun smoke, bits flying off objects, etc.) It's even better with advanced PhysX turned on. There is just one problem with the visuals. You can't see your legs.

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Surface

Spider creatures

                                                Metro with Artyom


Gameplay: Gameplay in Metro is smooth allowing you to view and change your weapon with a press of a button. Or two. There is constant lag spikes here and there. But not enough to get you mad. The gameplay in Metro is the subject that makes Metro unique. You have to charge up your flashlight so it doesn't run out. You have to change your air filter or wipe your mask from time to time so it doesn't blur your screen while also avoiding getting hurt so it doesn't break. You also have to pump up your gun since it runs off air pressure. There is also a special mode for 5$. It's called ranger mode and what it does is makes the game harder in every way. Bullets are stronger, there is so crosshair or hud and enemies are smarter. It's just amazing how much Metro stands out to other shooters like C.O.D. or Halo.

Cost: The cost for Metro Last Light is 60$ (Plus tax)

 The Final Verdict: The final score for metro last light is a 10/10! Metro Last Light combines a fun shooter with a scary horror asthetic. It has a interesting story with a lot of plot twists. it stands out to most shooters with it's realistic mechanics. It's better in almost every way then Metro 2033. I don't even care about the major glitches! It's worth every penny!

Why I MotherTruckin' hate Caves!!!

b Why the Hell are there so many caves in video games Why?? They aren't fun, offer no variation, and they make your game look like a Frickin' puzzle game since they're all mazes!! I mean, caves are O...K...-ish in something like slender. But I would much rather investigate a forest, or an ocean, or a stinkin' FISHTANK!!!!

So, I think I made it clear that I hate all mazes and caves in gaming.

 Clearly, 2-D mazes are better and not as easy to lose yourself in. And In minecraft they're pretty much the best maze simulations like... ever. Though still, I can't be the only person to hate caves. Do I really have to say anything, am I the only survivor of the worldwide mental breakdowns!?

I mean, every time you find a cave in an MMO, You're all like ''how long did it take to think of that piece of...'' What if you saw a skeleton enemy in an RPG, probably didn't take that much thought to plop that in the game.

On top of all these problems, caves get to be super frustrating and repetitive. There are also very little lighting effects so you either have to create light, or run around like a frickin' goose with it's head cut off. Whenever I'm lost in a cave, I like to imagine that the designers were like ''Bahh, they'll never wanna look around that area! Just make everything go back to the start!'' Maybe I just suck, but this is infuriating!!!!!!.

THE worst ever incarnation of caves is the Barrow Downs from the Lord of the Rings for the SNES. In PBG's words, ''Some of the caves are big, some are small, some are connected to other caves, or to other areas, and some lead absolutely nowhere!!'' I can't deal with this crap anymore, Just... never play a game that features caves!

Giveaway CANCELLED

I'm just here to say sorry. I canceled the giveaway simply because I thought it was to soon.

Don't starve the redo

Don't starve is a game where you basicly try not to starve. This is a game that you can update. There's time periods like day and night. Now that I think about it, its sort of like minecraft. There's ''mobs'' in the night like spiders, werewolves, land octopi and bees (though the bees are only hostile if you hit them). And there is also ''good'' guys like pig men, birds and biffaloes and yes there called biffaloes and not buffaloes. If you choose the scientist, your character grows a magnificent beard which, of course you can shave. You can build a science machine that let's you access more crafting items and different machines.

There are also different ‘’biomes’’ that are forest, grassland, swamp, savanna and what I like to call it the rocky mountains. (not actual mountains). Ok so the forest supplies you with wood (cuz you can cut down trees duh) the grassland supplies you with flowers, grass, some trees, bees some flint.Th... this is probably getting boring for you so what ive desided to do is just to tell you to play this game. Oh and one more thing, iff you thought that this game is all aboute peace and collecting stuff your far from right. So have fun.

Lego City Undercover Review Wii U

well, here I am playing another lego game and I must say that it is pretty obssesive and, the blocky graphics make me think of minecraft, yuck!!



So here we are the first ever lego game that's not based on character that we already know, In this one we will be playing as drum role please... Chase mcain!! Yayyy!!!! Allright back to business. Well the game evolves from being just doing missions to complete free roam in a GTA style world TT's (the developper's of the game)  biggest world yet, oh and did I mensions you get to steal cars!!


The game like any other lego games are enjoyable to play for its simple controls and funny voice acting the story evolves nicely and is simple to understand for little kids, but sadly, there is no multiplayer and that really sucks because that caused a lot of family feuds I'm sure. Graphics wise the graphics are not better than Lego games on the Wii because the graphics are suppost to be lego style adn lego style means no pretty graphics like need for speed hot pursuit. The only thing that really bothered me in this game is the loading screens it completely ruins the flow of the game for example your chasing a criminal with your amazing cop car and then suddenly right when you strike the final blow on his car, loading screen Why!! it just completely ruins your experience.


So this game even though lego was really fun to play exept for those horible loading screens, and so, my final verdict 7,5/10

Planetside 2 Counter Review

Now, you probably all saw Nicolasdiscool's Planetside 2 review but how can you give a game a 12/10??!!! how!!!! TELL ME HOW!!!??? well lets say that he forgot to mention many bugs, but he was right about one thing, it is better than Minecraft.

Story

Well storywise, there isn't one we don't even know why the three main factions are fighting (Vanu Sovereignty, Terran Republic, and the New Conglomerate) unless you watch youtube videos like me!



Hey Remam! This Is EGG!!!

what are you doing in my review you stinky, spoiled egg!?

This is my thing! counter Reviews are mine to do not yours!!!! so get out!
I'm taking over!!

Well excuse me, but I can do whatever I want on this

Ummm... no you caaannnn'tt

And why is that? EGG HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Because if you do, I QUIT!!!!

Wo, I SAY WHAAAAA???????!!!!!!!???!!!???"!!!

You heard me Bleepin' right, If you take my gimmicks, everyone will praise you for MY work!!! And then, I'll be out of a job anyways.

GRRRRRRRRRR, fine take over ya lousy peice of !"/$%?&*(

Thank you, I appreciate your consideration.







Whew, Thank god that's over with. now, continuing where Remam left off. NicolasDiscool, Listen up because planetside is not 12\10!! at the very best, it would be 8.5/10

To start off with the massive list of flaws in this game, if you're like me, you tend to want to find the controls IN the game! but instead, you find a link in the download window, that takes you to youtube, and then you load up the videos, and then, you get to watch the instructions.WHY?! Couldn't they just put an instructions section in the game??

Since I didn't know where to find the instructions, I had a hell of a time customizing my gun and vehicles.

It's a shame that it's like that, because the controls are so BEAUTIFULLY done. you don't need to go through a bunch of menus to make a vehicle, no bull when you die, and dangit! even the actual shooting is realistic.

However, there is one retarded flaw that I will never get over, it really isn't that bad, but holy crap, the Max's are way to overpowered! I mean, I was a heavy assault and I emptied a whole clip (50 shots) and the max didn't even lose his shields!

And like Remam4 says, the story is non-existent. I've played the game, I played it extensively. But, I still can't figure out the god dang STORY! It's not even existent as far as I can tell, and It's not like the instructions which you actually can find, it isn't even there!! WHY?!

Like I previously mentioned, the gameplay is super smooth and well done. But, it doesn't make up for the rest of the flaws in this game.

So, I give it an 8\10 and a BadAss seal with it. And suck it up, link to the past isn't better than Majora's mask and Tetris isn't better than Brain Age, It's just how the gaming industry works. So, PlanetSide 2 is far from perfection and I'll say this right now for all those pointing their crossbows at me, I LOVE this game. And though it isn't the best, it still is one of my all-time favorites.

Hey nicolasdiscool here and screw you Remam you dare critisise ME of all people?! How do you not get it!?

12\10 DONT QUESTION ME!!!





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Cabela's dangerous hunts 2011 Review

Greetings my loyal viewers. This is EpicGuyGames reviewing a game that has been completely ruined thanks to AngryJoeShow... This game was one of ''those games'' you know? It's one of those games that you don't finish and stop playing halfway through. This game is....

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Right! The game I'm reviewing is Cabela's dangerous hunts 2011!! The game costed me about 50-60 dollars. So, I was never sure if it was worth that much money. But, I'll give it the benefit of doubt and we'll re-experience it together.

Ok, So from what I can tell, this game is in first person. I've always preferred third person games like dead space cause you can somewhat see things behind you. Maybe I'm the only one to say this, but since in games you don't get that feeling that someones watching you and you can't just close your eyes and feel someone's presence it's harder to really feel immersed at times. though, since in third person games you see behind yourself, it gives you a better idea of your environment.

Now, as far as I can tell, the story is pretty darn bad. Your pappy takes you on a hunting trip that ends to your brother's death. ten years later, you go on another hunting trip and the whole story is tragedy after tragedy. Now, I haven't completed the game yet so, there might be a few things I missed.

Some people told me that the controls in this game are horrible. The two most talked about flaws are these.
1) pointing at the screen to turn
2) The scope and hunter's sense.

I never really had a problem with these, since pointing the gun at the screen is actually kinda realistic and C.O.D for the Wii never got crap for it.

now, the scope is a situation that'll take a little explanation. The scope itself turns you vision a translucent red... but you need to calibrate the gun so that you can still  aim accurately with the scope. Now, with the hunter's sense, your screen becomes all blurry with some random arrows here and there. But, if you use the scope while in hunter's sense, you only get the red change and the screen isn't blurry after that. At that point, you can see that the arrows point towards animals so that they don't jump on you out of nowhere and scare the piss out of you.

 

Of course, there's a multiplayer mode that brings you right back to the arcade era for cabela's. there's only two guns, and unlimited ammo. you need the shotgun to kill birds and the rifle for anything else. If you mess up the two guns and shoot a deer with a shotgun, you lose points. and of course, the winner at the end is the person with the most points.

 

Well, this game isn't quite as bad as I remember, but the campaign still isn't that good. So, I say you should only buy this game if you expect to play with some friends and not so much for the story. Either way, this game rates about a 6/10 with me. And a Nintendo seal with it. So, thanks for Reading and this is EpicGuyGames logging out and saying thanks once again to our viewers.



 



New Recruit

Hi guys, since Kikass91 is gone, we have replaced him with a much more reliable fella.

His name is.......... The Yellow Taffee!!!!

YAAayYyyyy!1!,,,,...... So, please make sure that you check him out and if you ever EVER, get disappointed with our posts, Blame Wickeddxude by putting a complaint in his suggestion box!

Kikass91 no more...

Hi guys, it's me EGG and I have some unfortunate news. Some of you might not have noticed, but Kikass91 has been fired and we will no longer support him or publish his messages. So, ooon the behalf of all of us at DBGG, we apoligize to any Kikass 91 fans...

Planetside 2-review

Hey guys nicolasdiscool here and i am sorry i have not been posting lately i was busy making videos check out my channel ``nicolasdiscool`` anyway to make up for it i will make this review on the best game i know so far Planetside 2.

So Planetside 2 is a first person shooter game for the computer that you can play multiplayer on (no cpu's only players) much like call of duty exept the map is about 50x bigger! in this game you can chose what server you want to play in, what world and your class wich include:

Light assult: Gun, knife, grenade, pistol

Heavy assult: Gun, knife, pistol, grenade, armour, rpg (takes down vihecles|air assult)

Engineer: Gun, knife, grenade, pistol, repair gun (repairs ally vihecles|air assult and terrets)

Medic: Gun, knife, grenade, pistol, heal gun (heals ally members or even revives them)

Infiltrater: Sniper gun, knife, grenade, cloaking gun (makes you very hard to see)

Max: 2 guns as hands(grenade launcher and gun)

Now that you know about the caracters the object of the game is to capture all land and if you see someone,

Now my rating is 12\10!even better than Minecraft!

Retro Gaming: Goldenaxe3 Genesis

Look at me (because you can totally see me) I am not happy at all! This game that I'm about to review, it isn't good, NOTHING in it is worth even 10 cents. So yeah, I'm not gonna pull any jokes since my life is ruined as long as I can't share my misery.

                                                            Goldenaxe 3: Genesis

Everything sucks, EV-ERY-THING sucks!! The graphics, the non-existent story, I mean, even the character SELECTION is horrible!

Ok.... I'm calm so I'll take my time... So starting with the characters, you have, a black guy who's apparently a warrior. There's this ''Thing'' that looks like tarzan on steroids
                                                                                                                         What!!?


You can also choose a very, VERY sexy lady with a sword (two of my favorite things)

You can also choose this fat Derp, I think he's a panther version of the hulk. The only weird thing is that HE LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN WITH A SKIN HACK! I mean, look at the muscle structure... I honestly don't think panthers have Biceps. Gah-Li

 Whatever, moving on, the game's story (if you can even call it that) Is that some evil attackers somehow paralyzed your kingdoms whole army and for some reason they decided not to kill anybody WHAT!?! That's not the half of it, for some unexplained reason, the four previously mentioned characters broke the spell and can keep moving. So, the only logical progression is to attack a whole empire with only one warrior.

The leader, who I call the kim-jong-un of gaming, Isn't even said to exist. So, you're supposed to randomly assume that this person exists and if you didn't already guess, you don't meet him until the end of the game! Why??

speaking of the story, like limbo, it tells the story with silent cutscenes, which is one of my favorite way of presenting a game. But in this game, there is maybe 3 different cutscenes that repeat themselves. And what makes this all worse, is that there is no redemption factor.

 Sure, there's a multiplayer mode, but who would ever want to play this piece of crap with you? and if you do get someone to play with you, they would hate you for the rest of your lives!

So really, this game is only good for torturing people. And for that, I'll give it a 2/10 since the graphics, actually look decent for it's day and age. So, Sucky seal from EpicGuyGames!!!

top 10 games by wickeddxude for wii

10. Bigfoot monster truck racing



9. Wii play

8. Ratatouille

7. Monster hunter 3



6. Mario stars charged football

5. Lego star wars

4. Super smash bros brawl

3. Mariokart Wii

2. just dance 3




1. Wii sports resort. My favorite minigame is island flyover.

There is a limit to my gaming.

Now You guys might have noticed but I only review games that aren't that violent. The worst I ever go is t for teen, and that is because I think that some games are just way too violent like Bioshock infinite for Example Everybody says its a great game I mean IGN gave it a 9,0 so its gotta be good but As my good friend 5l3nd3rm4n00 tells me turns out that at the beggining you get arested so obviously you take a machine that has knives in it and shoves it in the cops face, so you look down at the cop to make sure he's ok well I don't think he's ok cause he's got NO FACE LEFT!!!!!!


Well my liimit in gaming too violent video games otherwise if games werent as violent I would probably find better games easily.

This is Remam4 signing out

DC Universe Online Review

Story

Well The story in this game is really boring unless you the biggest fan of DC ever created, its just talk, talk, talk, and TALK!!!! oh, watn me to slay bad guys ok!


Graphics

Well even though they don't have the best graphics I have ever seen I still think that they are pretty good but they don't make up for the horrible gameplay


gameplay

This is deffinetly the worst gameplay ever in a video game click to attack, ok, press this button to target, ok, NOW WHY CAN'T I UNTARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The verdict

Even though this game is pretty sucky The level of enjoyment is still very high and it took me quite a long time to get every single journal in the city (yes I was that bored)

(LOL I even forgot to put a rating I was that frustated) 3/10

suggestion box

here's a suggestion box to tell us what you want to do next here's the link Oh and one more thing please write your username. And it`s me wickeddxude that is in charge of turning your suggestions in to reality.

Giveaway

Hey guys! sl3nd3rm4n00 here going to tell you that I'm going to start a sort of giveaway once we get 1000 page views and 50 subscribers. Yes I'm going to give you steam gift cards and stuff like that. I will notify you guys when the giveaway starts. Thanks.


Also sorry I haven't posted many things yet. I have a lot of work.

My top 10 video games

10. Need for speed the run: 3ds this game is about that you wake up in your car only to be found underwater! this is a quick time event. Once you get out your wondering how youll even enter the race now but luckily someone is nice enough to lend you there car if she comes with you. so you agree. Now the graphics while racing are great but the cutscenes the graphics are awfull where are we 2004?

9.One epic knight: Ipod, iphone etc One epic knight does not have a story you just run into a dungeon and try to collect money and special items for upgrades while avoiding obsticles and monsters the graphics are good but when you die you become ragdoll like.

8. Sonic and the black knight: Wii This game is about Sonic a blue hedgehog who rushes to a scene where evil monsters are attacking people once you defeat the monsters you get sucked into a portal that goes to  the past and you must stop the black knight before his army rises. This game has exelent graphics.

7.Just dance 1-5: Wii this game has no story its in the title... JUST DANCE. this is a game where you try to keep up with the caracter dancing on the screen the more precise the more points you get you can play up to 4 players for a DANCE OFF!

6. Minecraft pe: Minecraft pe is for the ipod and you have to build a gouse to survive the night in survival mode but in creative its JUST BUILD! but its not as advanced as Minecraft pc.

5. Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater: this game is for the 3ds and is about the soviet union who is building a device to launch an all out nuclear war and you have to stop them by destroying this device but a order called the cobras is out to get you so before you get ot the Shagohod you must defeat 5 people in great boss battles but there still is a little story even after you beat the shagohod.

4. Perspective: perspective has no story but you have 2 charecters a human and a little video game charecter you must navigate a giant levels using the perspective of the human and move the video game charecter.

3. Mario card 7: this game is for the 3ds and is like the original mario cart but with new stages and items to get and with the new 3d feature this game is out of this world!

2. Zelda Ocarina of Time 3d: This is a game  for the 3ds where once again the dreded Ganondorf has kidnapped princess Zelda so you have to rescue her traveling through time as a kid and a adult using different objects to pass through dongeons collecting medallions to defeat Ganondorf.

1. Minecraft pc: This game is the best game that I have ever played so far check out my review for the info.

F*** Yeah!

Yo guys, check it out, The website is finally up and running!

I know it's awesome! check out our web at http://deathbygaminggames.weebly.com/ But, we don't have that much content on there so, check it out in a few weeks or so.


This is EpicGuyGames talking for everyone when I say F*** yeah!...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Game Review

Hi I'm 5l3ndd3rm4n00 and I'm here to give you another game review.

The Elder Scrolls V game is the next game in the Elder Scrolls series. Not a sequel to The elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim you play as a character who is "dragonborn" and that is a person with a body of a mortal and a soul of a dragon. And because your dragonborn you are the only one that can permanently kill a dragon. Therefore you must defeat the dragon named Alduin.

The game has good graphics and there are texture mods too. so if you think that this game needs better graphics go ahead and get yourself a better graphics mod.

The game also gives you gorgeous music when your... well doing anything. But again if you don't like the soundtrack go get a mod.

If you don't like the combat mechanics of this game then again get a mod.

There are thousands of mods for you to get and more to get. I bet that there is a mod for every category.

Gameplay is smooth in Skyrim. But sometimes it has a few lag spike and from time to time it gets lower frame rate. Bethesda is updating the game to remove these things though

I played Skyrim for about 2 months and still not even close to finished. I mean that because there is so much things to do in that game! And there are also so many mods that add other places to explore. I'm talking about the pc version and not the console right now. If you had console well. I feel sorry for you because you can't do things like summon exploding chickens, get raining exploding cheese from heaven or even summon raining trains. But maybe you are the type of people who like to cheat well guess what you can by putting in console commands. So now you can cheat as much as you want you fricking cheating jerks!  So for who ever has the console version feel ashamed of what terrible, terrible decision you made.

Well at least you can get the three DLC's for console. But I'm going to review that on a different review.

One more thing the game has ALOT of glitches and or bugs so keep that I mind. Wait there's a mod for that too.

So for pc I give it a 10/10 rating. But as for console a 8.5/10

PBG review: YouTube channels.

Hello there everybody! Though recently I haven't made too many posts, I decided to make a youTube channel review of one of my ''idols'' if you will. His name is PBG, or, PeanutButterGamer if you want.

Anyways, he's probably the one person that I actually find underrated. (and Continue) Many people think of extreme YouTubers as bored out of their mind crazy people. That's not true though. PBG is a fun, happy guy that just wants to have some fun and let loose. (and if you ask me, That's freakin' awesome.)

So, let's take a look at his channel shall we?!

The first thing that you realize when you see him on youtube is that his videos are approxamitely 10 minutes each.

Let's discuss this. I find that a videos is best when it's around 10-15 minutes. if under that time, there may not be a sufficient amount of information or the viewer never gets ''in'' the video. Know what I'm sayin'? If a video is too long, a video can easily lose someone's interest. So, like I said, The sweet spot is around 10-15 minutes.

In the vids, PBG has a unique way of thinking and like many people have mentionned, he has a different way of thinking. Quote: Games don't cause violence, people who play them do. See what I mean? He was always someone who stood out in the wastebuckets of ideas on YouTube.

So, his favorite games are clearly nintendo as in pretty much all his videos, he'll talk about Zelda, Mario or some other game of that sort.

Anyways, since I really need to go play some Skyrim (make sure to check out 5l3nd3rman00's review for that)  I feel I should just slap a 9 on 10 on this thing and say BadAss seal for PBG!!

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Review

Why hello there. This is the one and only EpicGuyGames with a new game review. (I know you didn't see that one coming.)

 This time, I'll do a questionnable game: The legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Well, since you all have knocked this game down as one of the worst games in the frachise, I'll tell you that it really isn't the worst. I mean THE one hundred percent undisputed WORST Zelda game of all time is for sure Zelda II.
So, now that that's settled, let's dive in shall we?

The game starts off rather nice. You're apparently some fourteen-ish kid. I remember the first time I played this game the opening sequence was really long and dull. But on reflection it's not that bad.

I've gotta say, the presentation really isn't bad but it's not great either. I think What the game is really lacking is some better fitting characters. Like any Zelda game, They just sit around and wait to talk to you. But in a game like this, it doesn't make sense. You can run around and loot them all day if you want, but this is the Wii we're talking about, not the N64.

I mean, does anybody remember granny from Wind Waker? It made sense that she didn't move. She was old. Plus, in the beginning of the game she's usually crying! This game should have more animated features, more people moving, more RPG features!

Anyways, I'm getting off track. The initial start to the story is that you need to deliver a shield carved out of wood to Hyrule market in order to make a penny for the village. But you get attacked along the way and then, your friends and horse are kidnapped by the twilit beasts.

This game has always stood out to me because of its ridiculously hard temples. Well, they aren't that hard but they still are quite a challenge. I mean, Arbiter's grounds (the fourth temple) required me to take a walkthrough. I should never need to do that! Maybe i'm just dumb, But i can't be the only one to have a hard time with that one.

The gameplay is pretty straight forward, you swing the Wii remote to attack, plus to pause, you know, the usual. there are a few innovative items like, the spinney thingy (not the actual name)

Like many Zelda games, your main target is Ganondorf. But the game hides it pretty well. It introduces ''Zahnt'' he is pretty much the Kim-Jong-Un of the twilight world! Once you reach him in the Ninth Temple, he tells you his story.

''He was visited by a ''god'' if you will, (Ganondorf) who makes Zahnt turn evil in exchange for protection and all that useless crap.''

I'll just skip to the end. You fight ganondorf in 4 Stages. the first is Zelda: Ganon's puppet. In this stage, you need to attack Zelda since she's controlled by Ganon. nothing that special, NEXT!

In the second stage, you fight Him as a beast, you know, the big scary pig. (how threatening,  A pig) in this stage, you get to be abeast yourself and beat the holy beetlejuice out of him as a sacred wolf.

 In the third and worst stage is the horseback.  Let me just say, this could have been an awesome fight. you know, with Zelda behind you fighting together it would've made a hell of a multiplayer experience but no! Zelda shoots like a monkey high on crack! she misses all the time and usually you yourself are struggling to keep up and be steady.

In the fourth and easily the best stage, you have to fight Ganon as a swordsman mano e mano. all of your items become useless (except for your potions of course) and you need to rely on true skill. if you had obtained all the swordsman skills from the skeleton warrior, it is much easier to win the fight.

In the end, the story ends up incomplete and the death of Ganon isn't as sweet as it should be (considering his appearance cam out of nowhere at the end of the game) but the game is still a fine zelda title and it would be worth 20-30 bucks.

So, I give it a 7 on 10 and a Nintendo seal.

Peace out y'all... oh! and don't eat fast, then swim in the water

Crysis 3 Game Review

Hi I'm 5l3nd3rm4n00 and I will try to give you a full game review on the more violent side of gaming. Here is my first review it's on Crysis 3.


In Crysis 3 your set up in a somewhat post apocalyptic world. I mean that as in the world is basically destroyed there are plants growing everywhere etc. You don't get to play as Prophet in this game. Well because SPOILER ALERT he committed suicide in Crysis 2. In this game you play as Prophet's mind in Alcatraz's body. Anyways your trying to defeat the C.E.L.L. there on a mission to take over the world and bring "peace" back to earth. Or that's what its like in the beginning. around mission 3 you awaken a monster known as the Alpha Ceph it is a gigantic alien monster. And that's basically the main story.


The game is made on the same engine Crytech. The Crysis 3 game does come with better graphics (not that it needs it) but that also means you need a better computer preferably Razor or Alienware. Now remember these laptop's or computers range from around $900-$3500. But if you can't afford that then I suggest you getting a better video card and or sound card witch range from $100-$300. The game itself costs $59.99

If your trying to get this game on console well do expect some lag spikes and minor bugs. but other then that it's a good game.

This game comes in 5 difficulty modes. (note me if i'm incorrect) recruit, soldier, super soldier, I forgot the fourth and post human warrior. Now this game isn't easy especially when you play post human warrior Even for hardcore gamers. Sometimes the difficulty is just infuriating. especially when you start to fight the Ceph. The difficulty setting really makes you think on your strategic side. You need to figure out weather to use armor mode, stealth mode or strength mode.


The game's multiplayer mode is fun especially the new game mode hunter. In the new hunter mode you basically play as predators you have infinite stealth and you get the ridiculously OP bow. If you suck at this mode here's a tip grab a riot shield and stay in a corner.

Now I rate this game a 9/10 why? because there are still some bugs


Hope you like this game review I will try to make more.

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sorry

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Don't Starve Review

Don't starve is a game where you basicly try not to starve. This is a game that you can update. There's time periods like day and night. Now that I think about it, its sort of like minecraft. There's ''mobs'' in the night like spiders, werewolves, land octopi and bees (though the bees are only hostile if you hit them). And there is also ''good'' guys like pig men, birds and buffalows. At the start menue you have diffrent caracters to choos from. Teres the scientist, Wilson. If you choose the scientist, your character (the scientist) grows a magnificent beard which, of course you can shave. You can build a science machine that let's you access more crafting items and different machines. But to get more info why dont you just play the game? Come on! It's fun!!                                             I guive it a
                                                                                   6/10

Zelda Ocarina Of Time review 3ds

Zelda ocarina of time is honestly one of the best games i ever played its a a story about a young boy who lives in the woods in a comunity and he's the only one without a fairy, one day a fairy came to visit him because the ruler of the comunity (the great deku tree) is dying and you must save him. That's only the begining of the story. Also its for the 3ds. my rating



                                                                                    10/10

                                                           

Sorry!

Now you guys might have noticed that I didn't say why I kept on playing so here it is I kept on playing because of you guys. thanks for the support and all the page views thank you so much! and see you guys next time!

Star Wars Battlfront Elite Squadron Review

The Story

The story in this game is not really deep and is deffinitly not what kept me going through the game.

The Visuals

The visuals, like you might expect from a ds game really suck (nintendo just doesn't get it) so obviously this is not what kept me going either.

The Gameplay

The gameplay is very easy but sadly not engaging at all press y to throw a granade, boring!!!!!

The verdict

This is really not a game for anyone but star wars fans (and by that I mean really hardcore ones) cause it really sucks and is not a worthwhile play so listen to me and don't buy this game.  3/10

Spider-man Web of Shadows Review

The Story

The Story in this game starts up very interestingly with a tutorial as the beggining but unlike many other games this tutorial is actually interesting and gives a bit of what the story is about, the story itself unravels and the choices you don't seem to affect wich way the game ends even if you chose bad guy choices all the way you can still choos the good side and have a happy ending.

The visuals

The visuals for the Wii are very sucky but good enough so that you can distiguish carachters but the graphics didn't bother me that much during the story.

The gameplay

The gameplay even though tough at first, gets really easy and fun to use so don't break your TV on the first time you play this game, trust me I wanted to break it.

The verdict

This game is deffinitly not the best I ever played but still deserves a good score for the fun I had playing it. 6/10

Official Announcement

Well guys, This is the official announcement that we are going to have a website for DeathByGamingGames! The web should be up and running in 1-2 weeks. The link will be added to this post in a while. Check this post every once in a while to find the link. The utility we are using is Weebly. Please check them out. We're all looking forward to seeing you guys there.

Wii U Review

Now most of you have probably heard of the completely new (well not that new) Wii U! This is nintendo completely new console (basically Wii 2) and so I was sent here to review it


So you will need a HDMI plugin for this and if you don't have one well shame on you! The setup is pretty easy plug this here plug this there and there you go you gt yourself a Wii U. Warning to all of you if your old console had trouble connecting to the internet well then the Wii U is not going to conect to the internet. The new controller feels and looks pretty slick and the graphics have been seriously upgraded giving you a better gaming experience.


So if you like Nintendo or just casual gaming I suggest you buy The whole new Wii U.