The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Review

Why hello there. This is the one and only EpicGuyGames with a new game review. (I know you didn't see that one coming.)

 This time, I'll do a questionnable game: The legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Well, since you all have knocked this game down as one of the worst games in the frachise, I'll tell you that it really isn't the worst. I mean THE one hundred percent undisputed WORST Zelda game of all time is for sure Zelda II.
So, now that that's settled, let's dive in shall we?

The game starts off rather nice. You're apparently some fourteen-ish kid. I remember the first time I played this game the opening sequence was really long and dull. But on reflection it's not that bad.

I've gotta say, the presentation really isn't bad but it's not great either. I think What the game is really lacking is some better fitting characters. Like any Zelda game, They just sit around and wait to talk to you. But in a game like this, it doesn't make sense. You can run around and loot them all day if you want, but this is the Wii we're talking about, not the N64.

I mean, does anybody remember granny from Wind Waker? It made sense that she didn't move. She was old. Plus, in the beginning of the game she's usually crying! This game should have more animated features, more people moving, more RPG features!

Anyways, I'm getting off track. The initial start to the story is that you need to deliver a shield carved out of wood to Hyrule market in order to make a penny for the village. But you get attacked along the way and then, your friends and horse are kidnapped by the twilit beasts.

This game has always stood out to me because of its ridiculously hard temples. Well, they aren't that hard but they still are quite a challenge. I mean, Arbiter's grounds (the fourth temple) required me to take a walkthrough. I should never need to do that! Maybe i'm just dumb, But i can't be the only one to have a hard time with that one.

The gameplay is pretty straight forward, you swing the Wii remote to attack, plus to pause, you know, the usual. there are a few innovative items like, the spinney thingy (not the actual name)

Like many Zelda games, your main target is Ganondorf. But the game hides it pretty well. It introduces ''Zahnt'' he is pretty much the Kim-Jong-Un of the twilight world! Once you reach him in the Ninth Temple, he tells you his story.

''He was visited by a ''god'' if you will, (Ganondorf) who makes Zahnt turn evil in exchange for protection and all that useless crap.''

I'll just skip to the end. You fight ganondorf in 4 Stages. the first is Zelda: Ganon's puppet. In this stage, you need to attack Zelda since she's controlled by Ganon. nothing that special, NEXT!

In the second stage, you fight Him as a beast, you know, the big scary pig. (how threatening,  A pig) in this stage, you get to be abeast yourself and beat the holy beetlejuice out of him as a sacred wolf.

 In the third and worst stage is the horseback.  Let me just say, this could have been an awesome fight. you know, with Zelda behind you fighting together it would've made a hell of a multiplayer experience but no! Zelda shoots like a monkey high on crack! she misses all the time and usually you yourself are struggling to keep up and be steady.

In the fourth and easily the best stage, you have to fight Ganon as a swordsman mano e mano. all of your items become useless (except for your potions of course) and you need to rely on true skill. if you had obtained all the swordsman skills from the skeleton warrior, it is much easier to win the fight.

In the end, the story ends up incomplete and the death of Ganon isn't as sweet as it should be (considering his appearance cam out of nowhere at the end of the game) but the game is still a fine zelda title and it would be worth 20-30 bucks.

So, I give it a 7 on 10 and a Nintendo seal.

Peace out y'all... oh! and don't eat fast, then swim in the water