I'm back with some news!

Hello people of earth! Remam4 here and I'm here with some exiting news :), and a little sorry message :( Now you might have been noticing that most of us haven't been posting lately and were really sorry about that and our new recruit the yellow taffee seems to be even more lazy then Kikass91 Now thats an acheivement! So moving on here with some exiting news! I lately have been playing the amazing game Batman: Arkham City and the mediocre Star Trek game. So you can expect some reviews from me very soon.

Metro Last Light review

Review: Metro Last Light

First of all I want to tell you that I'm talking about the pc version of metro not Xbox or PS3. Okay. the reason why I'm saying this is because sometimes pc runs smoother and containes better graphics then Xbox or PS3. Also it's rated M for mature.

Story: The story takes place in the year 2034 in Russia. One year after its pre successor Metro 2033. You are playing as a person named Artyom. Your mission is to wipeout the last "dark one" the dark one is a powerful creature who lives on the surface. As he tries to get the dark one he is getting driven into insanity. He starts getting nightmares and also starts hallucinating things like dark figures who constantly stalk him and so on. He also gets visions of the past when people could actually stay on the surface without suffocating from radiation. The back story's of some of the other characters are interesting and engaging.

Visuals: Metro LL fits the post apocalyptic atmosphere perfectly. The claustrophobic metros. Constantly filling with pulsating organisms filled with these scary spider like mutants that you can only fend off with you dying away by every second flashlight. Or the perfectly designed surface showing what has happened during the 20 years before the earth walked into madness. I think that Metro LL fits the atmosphere THE BEST out of any post apocalyptic game. It's perfect and I'm not exaggerating one bit! The game comes with top notch object textures and additional textures (gun smoke, bits flying off objects, etc.) It's even better with advanced PhysX turned on. There is just one problem with the visuals. You can't see your legs.

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Surface

Spider creatures

                                                Metro with Artyom


Gameplay: Gameplay in Metro is smooth allowing you to view and change your weapon with a press of a button. Or two. There is constant lag spikes here and there. But not enough to get you mad. The gameplay in Metro is the subject that makes Metro unique. You have to charge up your flashlight so it doesn't run out. You have to change your air filter or wipe your mask from time to time so it doesn't blur your screen while also avoiding getting hurt so it doesn't break. You also have to pump up your gun since it runs off air pressure. There is also a special mode for 5$. It's called ranger mode and what it does is makes the game harder in every way. Bullets are stronger, there is so crosshair or hud and enemies are smarter. It's just amazing how much Metro stands out to other shooters like C.O.D. or Halo.

Cost: The cost for Metro Last Light is 60$ (Plus tax)

 The Final Verdict: The final score for metro last light is a 10/10! Metro Last Light combines a fun shooter with a scary horror asthetic. It has a interesting story with a lot of plot twists. it stands out to most shooters with it's realistic mechanics. It's better in almost every way then Metro 2033. I don't even care about the major glitches! It's worth every penny!

Why I MotherTruckin' hate Caves!!!

b Why the Hell are there so many caves in video games Why?? They aren't fun, offer no variation, and they make your game look like a Frickin' puzzle game since they're all mazes!! I mean, caves are O...K...-ish in something like slender. But I would much rather investigate a forest, or an ocean, or a stinkin' FISHTANK!!!!

So, I think I made it clear that I hate all mazes and caves in gaming.

 Clearly, 2-D mazes are better and not as easy to lose yourself in. And In minecraft they're pretty much the best maze simulations like... ever. Though still, I can't be the only person to hate caves. Do I really have to say anything, am I the only survivor of the worldwide mental breakdowns!?

I mean, every time you find a cave in an MMO, You're all like ''how long did it take to think of that piece of...'' What if you saw a skeleton enemy in an RPG, probably didn't take that much thought to plop that in the game.

On top of all these problems, caves get to be super frustrating and repetitive. There are also very little lighting effects so you either have to create light, or run around like a frickin' goose with it's head cut off. Whenever I'm lost in a cave, I like to imagine that the designers were like ''Bahh, they'll never wanna look around that area! Just make everything go back to the start!'' Maybe I just suck, but this is infuriating!!!!!!.

THE worst ever incarnation of caves is the Barrow Downs from the Lord of the Rings for the SNES. In PBG's words, ''Some of the caves are big, some are small, some are connected to other caves, or to other areas, and some lead absolutely nowhere!!'' I can't deal with this crap anymore, Just... never play a game that features caves!

Giveaway CANCELLED

I'm just here to say sorry. I canceled the giveaway simply because I thought it was to soon.

Don't starve the redo

Don't starve is a game where you basicly try not to starve. This is a game that you can update. There's time periods like day and night. Now that I think about it, its sort of like minecraft. There's ''mobs'' in the night like spiders, werewolves, land octopi and bees (though the bees are only hostile if you hit them). And there is also ''good'' guys like pig men, birds and biffaloes and yes there called biffaloes and not buffaloes. If you choose the scientist, your character grows a magnificent beard which, of course you can shave. You can build a science machine that let's you access more crafting items and different machines.

There are also different ‘’biomes’’ that are forest, grassland, swamp, savanna and what I like to call it the rocky mountains. (not actual mountains). Ok so the forest supplies you with wood (cuz you can cut down trees duh) the grassland supplies you with flowers, grass, some trees, bees some flint.Th... this is probably getting boring for you so what ive desided to do is just to tell you to play this game. Oh and one more thing, iff you thought that this game is all aboute peace and collecting stuff your far from right. So have fun.

Lego City Undercover Review Wii U

well, here I am playing another lego game and I must say that it is pretty obssesive and, the blocky graphics make me think of minecraft, yuck!!



So here we are the first ever lego game that's not based on character that we already know, In this one we will be playing as drum role please... Chase mcain!! Yayyy!!!! Allright back to business. Well the game evolves from being just doing missions to complete free roam in a GTA style world TT's (the developper's of the game)  biggest world yet, oh and did I mensions you get to steal cars!!


The game like any other lego games are enjoyable to play for its simple controls and funny voice acting the story evolves nicely and is simple to understand for little kids, but sadly, there is no multiplayer and that really sucks because that caused a lot of family feuds I'm sure. Graphics wise the graphics are not better than Lego games on the Wii because the graphics are suppost to be lego style adn lego style means no pretty graphics like need for speed hot pursuit. The only thing that really bothered me in this game is the loading screens it completely ruins the flow of the game for example your chasing a criminal with your amazing cop car and then suddenly right when you strike the final blow on his car, loading screen Why!! it just completely ruins your experience.


So this game even though lego was really fun to play exept for those horible loading screens, and so, my final verdict 7,5/10

Planetside 2 Counter Review

Now, you probably all saw Nicolasdiscool's Planetside 2 review but how can you give a game a 12/10??!!! how!!!! TELL ME HOW!!!??? well lets say that he forgot to mention many bugs, but he was right about one thing, it is better than Minecraft.

Story

Well storywise, there isn't one we don't even know why the three main factions are fighting (Vanu Sovereignty, Terran Republic, and the New Conglomerate) unless you watch youtube videos like me!



Hey Remam! This Is EGG!!!

what are you doing in my review you stinky, spoiled egg!?

This is my thing! counter Reviews are mine to do not yours!!!! so get out!
I'm taking over!!

Well excuse me, but I can do whatever I want on this

Ummm... no you caaannnn'tt

And why is that? EGG HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Because if you do, I QUIT!!!!

Wo, I SAY WHAAAAA???????!!!!!!!???!!!???"!!!

You heard me Bleepin' right, If you take my gimmicks, everyone will praise you for MY work!!! And then, I'll be out of a job anyways.

GRRRRRRRRRR, fine take over ya lousy peice of !"/$%?&*(

Thank you, I appreciate your consideration.







Whew, Thank god that's over with. now, continuing where Remam left off. NicolasDiscool, Listen up because planetside is not 12\10!! at the very best, it would be 8.5/10

To start off with the massive list of flaws in this game, if you're like me, you tend to want to find the controls IN the game! but instead, you find a link in the download window, that takes you to youtube, and then you load up the videos, and then, you get to watch the instructions.WHY?! Couldn't they just put an instructions section in the game??

Since I didn't know where to find the instructions, I had a hell of a time customizing my gun and vehicles.

It's a shame that it's like that, because the controls are so BEAUTIFULLY done. you don't need to go through a bunch of menus to make a vehicle, no bull when you die, and dangit! even the actual shooting is realistic.

However, there is one retarded flaw that I will never get over, it really isn't that bad, but holy crap, the Max's are way to overpowered! I mean, I was a heavy assault and I emptied a whole clip (50 shots) and the max didn't even lose his shields!

And like Remam4 says, the story is non-existent. I've played the game, I played it extensively. But, I still can't figure out the god dang STORY! It's not even existent as far as I can tell, and It's not like the instructions which you actually can find, it isn't even there!! WHY?!

Like I previously mentioned, the gameplay is super smooth and well done. But, it doesn't make up for the rest of the flaws in this game.

So, I give it an 8\10 and a BadAss seal with it. And suck it up, link to the past isn't better than Majora's mask and Tetris isn't better than Brain Age, It's just how the gaming industry works. So, PlanetSide 2 is far from perfection and I'll say this right now for all those pointing their crossbows at me, I LOVE this game. And though it isn't the best, it still is one of my all-time favorites.

Hey nicolasdiscool here and screw you Remam you dare critisise ME of all people?! How do you not get it!?

12\10 DONT QUESTION ME!!!





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Cabela's dangerous hunts 2011 Review

Greetings my loyal viewers. This is EpicGuyGames reviewing a game that has been completely ruined thanks to AngryJoeShow... This game was one of ''those games'' you know? It's one of those games that you don't finish and stop playing halfway through. This game is....

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Right! The game I'm reviewing is Cabela's dangerous hunts 2011!! The game costed me about 50-60 dollars. So, I was never sure if it was worth that much money. But, I'll give it the benefit of doubt and we'll re-experience it together.

Ok, So from what I can tell, this game is in first person. I've always preferred third person games like dead space cause you can somewhat see things behind you. Maybe I'm the only one to say this, but since in games you don't get that feeling that someones watching you and you can't just close your eyes and feel someone's presence it's harder to really feel immersed at times. though, since in third person games you see behind yourself, it gives you a better idea of your environment.

Now, as far as I can tell, the story is pretty darn bad. Your pappy takes you on a hunting trip that ends to your brother's death. ten years later, you go on another hunting trip and the whole story is tragedy after tragedy. Now, I haven't completed the game yet so, there might be a few things I missed.

Some people told me that the controls in this game are horrible. The two most talked about flaws are these.
1) pointing at the screen to turn
2) The scope and hunter's sense.

I never really had a problem with these, since pointing the gun at the screen is actually kinda realistic and C.O.D for the Wii never got crap for it.

now, the scope is a situation that'll take a little explanation. The scope itself turns you vision a translucent red... but you need to calibrate the gun so that you can still  aim accurately with the scope. Now, with the hunter's sense, your screen becomes all blurry with some random arrows here and there. But, if you use the scope while in hunter's sense, you only get the red change and the screen isn't blurry after that. At that point, you can see that the arrows point towards animals so that they don't jump on you out of nowhere and scare the piss out of you.

 

Of course, there's a multiplayer mode that brings you right back to the arcade era for cabela's. there's only two guns, and unlimited ammo. you need the shotgun to kill birds and the rifle for anything else. If you mess up the two guns and shoot a deer with a shotgun, you lose points. and of course, the winner at the end is the person with the most points.

 

Well, this game isn't quite as bad as I remember, but the campaign still isn't that good. So, I say you should only buy this game if you expect to play with some friends and not so much for the story. Either way, this game rates about a 6/10 with me. And a Nintendo seal with it. So, thanks for Reading and this is EpicGuyGames logging out and saying thanks once again to our viewers.



 



New Recruit

Hi guys, since Kikass91 is gone, we have replaced him with a much more reliable fella.

His name is.......... The Yellow Taffee!!!!

YAAayYyyyy!1!,,,,...... So, please make sure that you check him out and if you ever EVER, get disappointed with our posts, Blame Wickeddxude by putting a complaint in his suggestion box!

Kikass91 no more...

Hi guys, it's me EGG and I have some unfortunate news. Some of you might not have noticed, but Kikass91 has been fired and we will no longer support him or publish his messages. So, ooon the behalf of all of us at DBGG, we apoligize to any Kikass 91 fans...

Planetside 2-review

Hey guys nicolasdiscool here and i am sorry i have not been posting lately i was busy making videos check out my channel ``nicolasdiscool`` anyway to make up for it i will make this review on the best game i know so far Planetside 2.

So Planetside 2 is a first person shooter game for the computer that you can play multiplayer on (no cpu's only players) much like call of duty exept the map is about 50x bigger! in this game you can chose what server you want to play in, what world and your class wich include:

Light assult: Gun, knife, grenade, pistol

Heavy assult: Gun, knife, pistol, grenade, armour, rpg (takes down vihecles|air assult)

Engineer: Gun, knife, grenade, pistol, repair gun (repairs ally vihecles|air assult and terrets)

Medic: Gun, knife, grenade, pistol, heal gun (heals ally members or even revives them)

Infiltrater: Sniper gun, knife, grenade, cloaking gun (makes you very hard to see)

Max: 2 guns as hands(grenade launcher and gun)

Now that you know about the caracters the object of the game is to capture all land and if you see someone,

Now my rating is 12\10!even better than Minecraft!

Retro Gaming: Goldenaxe3 Genesis

Look at me (because you can totally see me) I am not happy at all! This game that I'm about to review, it isn't good, NOTHING in it is worth even 10 cents. So yeah, I'm not gonna pull any jokes since my life is ruined as long as I can't share my misery.

                                                            Goldenaxe 3: Genesis

Everything sucks, EV-ERY-THING sucks!! The graphics, the non-existent story, I mean, even the character SELECTION is horrible!

Ok.... I'm calm so I'll take my time... So starting with the characters, you have, a black guy who's apparently a warrior. There's this ''Thing'' that looks like tarzan on steroids
                                                                                                                         What!!?


You can also choose a very, VERY sexy lady with a sword (two of my favorite things)

You can also choose this fat Derp, I think he's a panther version of the hulk. The only weird thing is that HE LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN WITH A SKIN HACK! I mean, look at the muscle structure... I honestly don't think panthers have Biceps. Gah-Li

 Whatever, moving on, the game's story (if you can even call it that) Is that some evil attackers somehow paralyzed your kingdoms whole army and for some reason they decided not to kill anybody WHAT!?! That's not the half of it, for some unexplained reason, the four previously mentioned characters broke the spell and can keep moving. So, the only logical progression is to attack a whole empire with only one warrior.

The leader, who I call the kim-jong-un of gaming, Isn't even said to exist. So, you're supposed to randomly assume that this person exists and if you didn't already guess, you don't meet him until the end of the game! Why??

speaking of the story, like limbo, it tells the story with silent cutscenes, which is one of my favorite way of presenting a game. But in this game, there is maybe 3 different cutscenes that repeat themselves. And what makes this all worse, is that there is no redemption factor.

 Sure, there's a multiplayer mode, but who would ever want to play this piece of crap with you? and if you do get someone to play with you, they would hate you for the rest of your lives!

So really, this game is only good for torturing people. And for that, I'll give it a 2/10 since the graphics, actually look decent for it's day and age. So, Sucky seal from EpicGuyGames!!!

top 10 games by wickeddxude for wii

10. Bigfoot monster truck racing



9. Wii play

8. Ratatouille

7. Monster hunter 3



6. Mario stars charged football

5. Lego star wars

4. Super smash bros brawl

3. Mariokart Wii

2. just dance 3




1. Wii sports resort. My favorite minigame is island flyover.

There is a limit to my gaming.

Now You guys might have noticed but I only review games that aren't that violent. The worst I ever go is t for teen, and that is because I think that some games are just way too violent like Bioshock infinite for Example Everybody says its a great game I mean IGN gave it a 9,0 so its gotta be good but As my good friend 5l3nd3rm4n00 tells me turns out that at the beggining you get arested so obviously you take a machine that has knives in it and shoves it in the cops face, so you look down at the cop to make sure he's ok well I don't think he's ok cause he's got NO FACE LEFT!!!!!!


Well my liimit in gaming too violent video games otherwise if games werent as violent I would probably find better games easily.

This is Remam4 signing out

DC Universe Online Review

Story

Well The story in this game is really boring unless you the biggest fan of DC ever created, its just talk, talk, talk, and TALK!!!! oh, watn me to slay bad guys ok!


Graphics

Well even though they don't have the best graphics I have ever seen I still think that they are pretty good but they don't make up for the horrible gameplay


gameplay

This is deffinetly the worst gameplay ever in a video game click to attack, ok, press this button to target, ok, NOW WHY CAN'T I UNTARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The verdict

Even though this game is pretty sucky The level of enjoyment is still very high and it took me quite a long time to get every single journal in the city (yes I was that bored)

(LOL I even forgot to put a rating I was that frustated) 3/10

suggestion box

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