My personal top 5 worst video game levels

Howdy there, I reckon y'all are thinkin' I'm gonna do something with my badass seals and what not. But I think that I must do something Different. I know that the other guys ''Except for that lazy idiot named Wickeddxude.'' did a top ten on games, but since I prefer standing out from the rest of 'em, I figure I'll do the top 5 worst levels i've ever played in any video game ever. So, without further ado, let's get going

Number 5:   All legend of Zelda Water Temples.

I know that this is a bit of a stretch, but all water temples from Zelda have sloppy controls and horrible level designs. Even if you do get though all that bull$*!t, the items you get are usually horrible. Example, Ocarina of time, you get a ''longshot'' which is nothing more than an upgrade to a previously attained item ''the hookshot.'' If you still don't think theyse temples are that bad, let me tell you this, YOU CAN UPGRADE ANY OF YOUR ITEMS IN SKYLOFT IN SKYWARD SWORD.

Number 4:   Rainbow road SNES (Mario Kart 7

Many gamers Think of rainbow road as a glue that holds all Mario Kart games together. So what a better thing to do than bring an old, challenging and most of all, frustrating level back from the SNES and put it into the most recent Mario Kart title to make it better. Oh yeah the hopes were high and I tell you, I was ready to play it, beat it, and most of all love it. Well let me tell you, it didn't work! Yeah, the second rainbow road from Mario Kart 7 is slippery, uninspired and most of all, ugly and a lazy excuse for a level. So that's why you can take it to your backyard and end the peoblem with your grandpa's old army gun. 

Number 3: Vs Lou (Guitar hero: Legends of rock) or something like that...

Ahhh Guitar Hero, what a fun game that let's you enjoy music and still be cooperative with your friends. The guitar hero 3 final battle with Lou is just a piece of crap battle that's super hard and unfair. Playing against him made me wanna puke all over everything! He's extremely hard and if you slip up, Boom! He can come out of nowhere with this crazy solo that's a loss for you and there's nothing you can do about it. If that wasn't enough, his design is beyind stupid and simplistic. And that ladies and gentlemen... is why I like peanut butter.

Number 2:   The Stampede: King Kong the Game

King Kong oh yeah. A wonderful movie that could only be turned into a wonderfl game right? well lemme tell you, some of these levels are just horrible. Some of them are littered with unfair difficulty spikes, cardboard NPC's and most of all, backtracking. Maybe I'm the only one who feels this way, but I personnaly hate backtracking. I don't know if it's because I'm impatient, but when I clear an area, I don't wanna go back. You may feel differently, but this is my list, you lose. Getting back on track, our biggest offender to these... sins of gaming is a level only known as ''The Stampede''. what happens is, you come to a part where there are some thornbushes blocking your path so you have to go and get some fire to burn them down.  The only problem is, that fire is about a mile away and then Velociraptors come in packs to take you down. To add onto that, you barely have any ammo by the time you get here and you have the second worst gun in the game. So, if ever you play King Kong and get to this level, use a cheat code and skip it.

Number 1:    The dark queen: sonic the hedgehog: the black knight.

First of all, let me tell you that the bpss battles in this game are organized as entire levels, so that's why Merlina qualifies. So the story behind Merlina is stupid and simplitic. she's a witch that turns on you at the last second to make the kingdom everlasting. But, that's not the point, the point is that it's a terrible level. It starts off with you deflecting BUBBLES with the sacred sword Excalibur which isn't even a challenge 'cause all you need to do is swing the remote like a chimpanzee, and then, you advance to deflect her swird with super easy quicktime events which I hate. At that point, you have enough power to use your special attack thing which you can time to get perfects, build up your power meter... And then have her knock you away and drain your power completely. Repeat that a few times and then you have the final boss from Sonic and the black knight.                                  

All the levels above are deserving of Sucky seals

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