Monster Trucks offroad

Hullo there loyal viewers, this is EGG and today, I'd like to share a little known Wii title known only as ''Monster trux offroad''. I tell you, there is nothing that will ever prepare you for this, Except maybe another notoriously horrible game known as ''Superman 64''

So first of all, you are greeted by this track that gets extremely annoying after about two seconds and i'm telling all, It loops the same few notes over and over, I honestly think that songs from the original Zelda was better than this. Ok which car do I want, the one with skulls or the one with flames, There is seriously no difference other than colors. No stats or anything. Whatever.

Alright so three... Two... One Go! Geez this thing controls even worse than Sonic Free Riders. Lemme tell you what i mean. The controls are really sensitive and if that wasn't enough, you have to thrust the wiimote forward to use nitrous, and guess what, when you do that you fly across the screen and slam into a wall.  That's if you even do make it to that point, you're gonna spend half the race fighting with the other 7 competiters and completely destroy you're truck.

You know, I can't do this alone, So i decided to torture my brother and play the multiplayer, fun right? Wrong! first off, Now you only have to fight with two other competitors and if player two wins, you can't complete the tournament and move on so usually you're using player two as a bodyguard and whenever someone comes player 2 gets him while the other one goes ahead.If all this wasn't enough, there isn't any music at all while playing and you get stuck listening to your motor hum and bore yourself to death,


You know what, I'm not gonna justify it anymore, 2 on 10. And it gets an official Sucky seal from me, The EpicGuyGames