EGG: League of Legends

Hey guys, this is the one and only EpicGuyGames and now I know that I haven't kept with the blog and my deadlines, but I need you all to know that Summer, is my me season.

However, I will start something new. I've been playing a lot of league of legends lately. and I'm gonna start doing walkthroughs and stuff for it. however, I could use some help. if you want to help me, join at this link!   http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=51f6d9786d195409964240 

Thank you in advance! please Help me out!

My youtube channel

Hey guys im back and im telleing you that my youtube channel is up and running so check it out at http://www.youtube.com/user/nicolasdiscool

I'm back with some news!

Hello people of earth! Remam4 here and I'm here with some exiting news :), and a little sorry message :( Now you might have been noticing that most of us haven't been posting lately and were really sorry about that and our new recruit the yellow taffee seems to be even more lazy then Kikass91 Now thats an acheivement! So moving on here with some exiting news! I lately have been playing the amazing game Batman: Arkham City and the mediocre Star Trek game. So you can expect some reviews from me very soon.

Metro Last Light review

Review: Metro Last Light

First of all I want to tell you that I'm talking about the pc version of metro not Xbox or PS3. Okay. the reason why I'm saying this is because sometimes pc runs smoother and containes better graphics then Xbox or PS3. Also it's rated M for mature.

Story: The story takes place in the year 2034 in Russia. One year after its pre successor Metro 2033. You are playing as a person named Artyom. Your mission is to wipeout the last "dark one" the dark one is a powerful creature who lives on the surface. As he tries to get the dark one he is getting driven into insanity. He starts getting nightmares and also starts hallucinating things like dark figures who constantly stalk him and so on. He also gets visions of the past when people could actually stay on the surface without suffocating from radiation. The back story's of some of the other characters are interesting and engaging.

Visuals: Metro LL fits the post apocalyptic atmosphere perfectly. The claustrophobic metros. Constantly filling with pulsating organisms filled with these scary spider like mutants that you can only fend off with you dying away by every second flashlight. Or the perfectly designed surface showing what has happened during the 20 years before the earth walked into madness. I think that Metro LL fits the atmosphere THE BEST out of any post apocalyptic game. It's perfect and I'm not exaggerating one bit! The game comes with top notch object textures and additional textures (gun smoke, bits flying off objects, etc.) It's even better with advanced PhysX turned on. There is just one problem with the visuals. You can't see your legs.

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Surface

Spider creatures

                                                Metro with Artyom


Gameplay: Gameplay in Metro is smooth allowing you to view and change your weapon with a press of a button. Or two. There is constant lag spikes here and there. But not enough to get you mad. The gameplay in Metro is the subject that makes Metro unique. You have to charge up your flashlight so it doesn't run out. You have to change your air filter or wipe your mask from time to time so it doesn't blur your screen while also avoiding getting hurt so it doesn't break. You also have to pump up your gun since it runs off air pressure. There is also a special mode for 5$. It's called ranger mode and what it does is makes the game harder in every way. Bullets are stronger, there is so crosshair or hud and enemies are smarter. It's just amazing how much Metro stands out to other shooters like C.O.D. or Halo.

Cost: The cost for Metro Last Light is 60$ (Plus tax)

 The Final Verdict: The final score for metro last light is a 10/10! Metro Last Light combines a fun shooter with a scary horror asthetic. It has a interesting story with a lot of plot twists. it stands out to most shooters with it's realistic mechanics. It's better in almost every way then Metro 2033. I don't even care about the major glitches! It's worth every penny!

Why I MotherTruckin' hate Caves!!!

b Why the Hell are there so many caves in video games Why?? They aren't fun, offer no variation, and they make your game look like a Frickin' puzzle game since they're all mazes!! I mean, caves are O...K...-ish in something like slender. But I would much rather investigate a forest, or an ocean, or a stinkin' FISHTANK!!!!

So, I think I made it clear that I hate all mazes and caves in gaming.

 Clearly, 2-D mazes are better and not as easy to lose yourself in. And In minecraft they're pretty much the best maze simulations like... ever. Though still, I can't be the only person to hate caves. Do I really have to say anything, am I the only survivor of the worldwide mental breakdowns!?

I mean, every time you find a cave in an MMO, You're all like ''how long did it take to think of that piece of...'' What if you saw a skeleton enemy in an RPG, probably didn't take that much thought to plop that in the game.

On top of all these problems, caves get to be super frustrating and repetitive. There are also very little lighting effects so you either have to create light, or run around like a frickin' goose with it's head cut off. Whenever I'm lost in a cave, I like to imagine that the designers were like ''Bahh, they'll never wanna look around that area! Just make everything go back to the start!'' Maybe I just suck, but this is infuriating!!!!!!.

THE worst ever incarnation of caves is the Barrow Downs from the Lord of the Rings for the SNES. In PBG's words, ''Some of the caves are big, some are small, some are connected to other caves, or to other areas, and some lead absolutely nowhere!!'' I can't deal with this crap anymore, Just... never play a game that features caves!

Giveaway CANCELLED

I'm just here to say sorry. I canceled the giveaway simply because I thought it was to soon.

Don't starve the redo

Don't starve is a game where you basicly try not to starve. This is a game that you can update. There's time periods like day and night. Now that I think about it, its sort of like minecraft. There's ''mobs'' in the night like spiders, werewolves, land octopi and bees (though the bees are only hostile if you hit them). And there is also ''good'' guys like pig men, birds and biffaloes and yes there called biffaloes and not buffaloes. If you choose the scientist, your character grows a magnificent beard which, of course you can shave. You can build a science machine that let's you access more crafting items and different machines.

There are also different ‘’biomes’’ that are forest, grassland, swamp, savanna and what I like to call it the rocky mountains. (not actual mountains). Ok so the forest supplies you with wood (cuz you can cut down trees duh) the grassland supplies you with flowers, grass, some trees, bees some flint.Th... this is probably getting boring for you so what ive desided to do is just to tell you to play this game. Oh and one more thing, iff you thought that this game is all aboute peace and collecting stuff your far from right. So have fun.